Sproink's First Trip in Platinum (Humor)

You close a large gold-trimmed wagon. 

You nod. 

You strike a heroic pose. 

Tlor snickers. 

You bellow, "Hahaha!" 

Eulogia [General]: "Drats! Im locked out!" 

Eulogia [General]: "And I was getting money!" 

You say, "Let me open that for you." 

You rub your chin thoughtfully. 

You nod to Eulogia. 

You remove a diamond-edged black vaalin lockpick from in your shadowy grey cloak. 

Oengus just arrived. 

(Dhask picks the lock on the wagon.) 

You open a large gold-trimmed wagon. 

***Minutes later*** 

A large wagon rolls off. 

A voice echoes, "Suckers!"